[00:00.00]Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
[00:04.25]A secretary is not a toy,
[00:08.12]No my boy;
[00:10.05]Not a toy to fondle and dandle
[00:14.81]And playfully handle
[00:17.78]In search of some puerile joy.
[00:22.59]No, a secretary is not,
[00:27.82]Definitely not a toy.
[00:32.86]
[00:37.38]You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt!
[00:41.16]We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt!
[00:45.45]It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt!
[00:48.19]
[00:57.12]A secretary is not a toy,
[00:59.14]No my boy,
[01:00.42]not a toy.
[01:02.30]So do not go jumping for joy,
[01:05.30]Boy! A secretary is not...
[01:07.78]A secretary is not,
[01:09.79]A secretary is not ...a toy.
[01:14.60]
[01:21.08]A secretary is not a pet,
[01:25.76]Nor an erector set.
[01:29.93]t happened to Charlie McCoy, boy!
[01:32.39]They fired him a shot
[01:34.38]The day the fellow forgot
[01:37.01]A secretary is not... A toy!
[01:41.61]
[01:43.83]She's a highly specialized key
[01:47.62]Component of operation unity...
[01:50.18]A fine and sensitive mechanism
[01:52.40]To serve the office community
[01:54.39]With a mother at home
[01:56.11]She supports.
[01:58.62]And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz!
[02:02.77]
[02:05.91]A secretary is not to be
[02:07.76]Used for play therapy.
[02:12.75]Be good to the girl you employ, boy;
[02:14.58]Remember, no matter what
[02:16.20]Neurotic trouble you've got,
[02:18.97]A secretary is not ...a toy.
[02:23.54]
[02:32.18]A secretary is not a thing
[02:34.33]One buy key, hold by string
[02:36.55]Her pad...Is to write in,
[02:38.77]And not spend the night in
[02:40.88]If that's what you plan to enjoy.
[02:46.45]No!
[02:48.04]The secretary you got,
[02:49.61]Is definitely not
[02:51.83]Employed to do a gavotte,
[02:54.00]Or you know what,
[02:56.32]Before you jump for joy,
[02:58.52]Remember this my boy,
[03:05.02]A secretary is not,
[03:09.30]A tinker toy!