[00:11.71]Uncle Ricky  could u read us a bed time story please  o please
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[00:18.12]Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book
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[00:31.39]Here we go
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[00:33.01]Slam the Impala door and want do ya see
[00:35.69]Some niggas hangin on the fence lookin at me
[00:38.31]I had phat red laces in my Addidas
[00:41.06]Big chain around my neck like Mar-di Gras
[00:43.68]So I stepped up to them  "Is there a problem here "
[00:46.50]One nigga lifts his shirt then yells out "yeah"
[00:49.12]So I turned around quickly and jumped in my car
[00:51.81]I was about to hit the switch then I thought like "nahh"
[00:54.62]So I reached under my seat  and I grabbed my shit
[00:56.67]It was a chrome four-five with the kung-fu grip
[00:59.42]Stuffed it inside my dickies as I jumped out the car
[01:02.37]Kept my hand on the trigger as I walked to the store
[01:05.19]One nigga walks in  then here comes two
[01:07.95]"What did you do "
[01:08.76]"I shot"
[01:09.20]"Are you crazy fool "
[01:10.89]One nigga hit the ground then the other two scrammed
[01:13.44]Now the cops are outside
[01:14.82]Well I'll be damned
[01:16.13]It was 7:15 on my rolex watch
[01:18.77]And I can't do the time that my Rolex got
[01:21.45]And like the hands on the clock  I went this way  thatta way
[01:24.26]Ran around the corner  and that's when I threw my gat away
[01:27.32]And Impala passes  its my homeboy Clyde
[01:29.57]He gave me the hand signal  so I jumped in his ride
[01:32.45]It was a clean six fo  orignal inside
[01:34.89]With no key in the ignition
[01:36.49]"Where'd you get this Clyde "
[01:37.73]Nevermind  I'm out  it's a stolen whip
[01:40.35]And I'm already runnin from the cops and shit
[01:43.04]So I hopped out the car like the dukes of hazard
[01:45.66]Then Clyde yells out  "you stupid bastard "
[01:48.53]So I'm runnin though traffic and I almost get hit
[01:51.21]I lost one of my shoes  its my airforce  shit
[01:54.08]I'm haulin down the street with one shoe on
[01:56.64]Walked straight into some niggas with all blue on
[01:59.32]I only ran 30 blocks  how I end up in Long Beach
[02:02.15]Cause in California the gangs in arms reach
[02:04.71]He seen my red strings so he punched and caught me
[02:07.39]So I knocked his ass out and took his boy out his Barklys
[02:10.15]I ain't seen these since '92
[02:12.72]I'm feelin like a "Bad Boy" without the shiny suit
[02:15.36]Hear the cops come  shit  so I dash behind a Honda
[02:17.98]Look who's here  my baby momma's friend Ronda
[02:20.35]In the car kissin on this dope deala Chris
[02:23.55]Little did he know he was suckin my dick
[02:26.11]I start bangin on the window  I don't mean to disturb
[02:28.79]But chris can you drop me off downtown  on third
[02:31.16]He said sure  waddup game hop in
[02:34.47]He was bangin slick rick then I got an idea
[02:37.09]Before we get to third drop me off right here
[02:39.78]So I can walk inside the mall and cop some new gear
[02:42.52]As I walked into the store they could see I was in a rush
[02:45.34]So they bought me some jeans  a t shirt and fresh chucks
[02:47.53]Walked out the store  looked left  oh no
[02:50.54]Ran back in the store  here comes the 5-0
[02:53.24]So I ran real quick  made a move to the back
[02:55.92]And knocked a cute bitch into a polo rack
[02:58.48]"sorry"  jumped over her and fled to the back door
[03:01.35]Then I kicked the shit open  you won't believe who I saw
[03:04.03]Its chris in handcuffs  pointin at me
[03:06.86]And the cops made him chase me before they let Chris free
[03:09.48]One cop tried to grab me  and the other one missed
[03:12.04]I got away with more time  and they both got pissed
[03:14.84]Ran straight out the mall  spotted this blue coupe
[03:17.40]'Dogg pound' on the plates  that's gotta be snoop
[03:20.34]So I ran up the car and said yo snoop
[03:22.85]The cops got me on the run  "need a ride nephew "
[03:25.67]Hell yeah big Snoop  little homie hop in
[03:28.37]He dropped me off in compton  that's when my story ends
[03:31.13]Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
[03:33.69]This another story about the wrong path
[03:36.60]I had a big day  so I reclined my seat
[03:39.10]It was a 20 minute ride to the C P T
[03:41.60]Walked straight up to the house  pulled out my key
[03:44.47]Opened the door  Its my girl playin Biz Markie
[03:47.21]"Oh you  you got what I neeeeeeeeeed"