God Almighty had a trick up his sleeveàthen along came Adam
God was on a roll so he whipped up Eve that’s when the Devil had ‘em
All day long the girl is thinking ‘bout an apple
"Say boy, come on with me"
Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere
All around the world
They never learn, they don’t give up
Stupid kids, suckers for love
Romeo had a thing for Juliet
Yea, and look where that got him
Little tin soldiers and their sufferagettes - don’t have to go far to
spot ‘em
All day long I hear the radio playing another song ‘bout luv
Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere
All around the world
They never learn, they don’t give up
Stupid kids, suckers for love
Now the religious leaders are throwing a fit
The Surgeon General advises you quit
The Soviets are trying to abolish it
But the kids don’t care, the kids won’t quit
All day long I see the ladies out walking and that’s alright with meà
Stupid boys and stupid girls they’re everywhere
All around the world
They never learn, they don’t give up
Stupid kids, suckers for love