The geek, with no beak, he's so weak he cannot speak! The geek, with no beak, he's so weak he cannot speak! Vestigial wings, and dwarven legs. A Semper Fi cranium that's got automatic eggs. His gaping maw is geared to spew. "He" just might be a "she", so Birdette will do!! Go eat your eggs Force fed, force fed. Go eat your eggs Out of his mouth- Straight at your head! With purple pants, they start to tear. I reach out with all my might to poke out an eye. I poke out an eye! I poke out an eye! My seven year old smile: vanishing! Eggs, why eggs? It's breaking my heart, it's hurting my nose, it's turning my skin green! Why did you have to be so mean? In my dreams I despise you more than you'll ever know. Even when I speak your name, it makes me fucking choke! Bird-- Bird-- Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back!