I paint my face every year all day
The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday
All of a sudden face paintin's in style
And I've been doin' ever since 
Gilligan's island was on
But try to live all year though
Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo
I'm 68 years old 
I still trick or treat
You think 
I care? Shit 
I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat
And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys
If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother
I'm sick of these little kids to 
I know you did it
Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
And then they take my candy and diss
Look what 
I got from the fat guy painted like kiss
All year I'm a psycho uh huh 
I seeBut every 
Halloween, you wanna be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady
All made love and had a little baby
And supposedly 
I'm the one
But at this point that's only purely speculation
On Halloween people smile at me
The rest of the year, they dial the police
They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars
But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars
Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the mornin'
I'm still out 
I'm standin' on your lawn
And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap
I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?
My paint don't come off, and if it did
You think 
I'm scary now, shit
I look like 
Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly
Yet children hug me on 
HalloweenEvery 
Halloween they want to be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
Three, six, four people hate my guts
On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts
They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns
And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around
They next day when 
I try to trick or treat
It's get off the porch or 
I'll call the cops you freak
I don't understand you people but that's okay
I'll see you all next time you try to be 
Violent JThey every 
Halloween, they want to be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
They every 
Halloween, they want to be me
Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)