Well, if you're lookin' for a good time
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
The kinda good time you will
Come every 
Friday, Saturday evening at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
GrilleWell at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
GrilleThere is a waitress name of 
LilWell, she's a honky tonky
Little bit chunky, divorcee
She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks
You can believe me when 
I tell you, 
JackThat she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'
P I E C EAnd she can do the boogie woogie
She can do the boogaloo
And she can do the hootchie cootchie
Oh and she knows how to nasty too
So if you're lookin' for a good time
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
The kinda good time you will
Come every 
Friday, Saturday evening at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
GrilleWell at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
GrilleThey got this bouncer name of 
GilWell he a honky tonky
Heavily funky, ex-marine
He wear them skintight body builder shirts
And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt
But if you got you no money or you try to get funny
Then mother you gonna see, yeah
That man gonna do the boogie woogie
He gonna do the boogaloo
He gonna do the hootchie cootchie
And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you
So if you're lookin' for a good time
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
The kinda bad time you will
Come every 
Friday, Saturday evening at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
GrilleLookin' for a good time
Lookin' for a bad time
So if you're lookin' for a good time
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find
The kinda good time you will
Come every 
Friday, Saturday evening at the 
Top Hat Bar and 
Grille