*Trying to hook me up on the earpiece too 
Yeah you keeping the 1st two wires or not* 
I got a gig in 
California 
Gonna make it big in 
California 
Big lights, big dreams 
It's all here for you 
Everyone's a star in 
California 
It's all about your car in 
California 
Big rims, slim jims 
Creeping up on ya 
That's the way of life in 
California 
Cali-for-ni-a 
Won't you come my way 
There's a place to stay in 
California 
Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive 
You'll have the time of you life in 
California 
It don't rain in 
California *southern* 
There is always something for the pain in 
California 
Cheap tricks, sweet chicks 
Creeping up on ya 
And now don't you say 
I didn't warn you 
Cali-for-ni-a 
Won't you come my way 
There's a place to stay in 
California 
Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive 
You'll have the time of you life in 
California 
Ba Ba ba ba ba ba baa, do do do do do do , la la la la la la , ohhh ohh wee-ohh, ba ba ba ba ba baa-aaa aaa aaa *
The state of 
California (yes) consumes more water in one year (really) than 
Ohio* I don't make no plans in 
California 
Cali-for-ni-a 
Won't you come my way 
There's a place to stay in 
California 
Now it's a funky dive, but when the guests arrive 
You'll have the time of you life in 
California 
I'm living it up. 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up in 
California 
I'm living it up. 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up in 
California 
Hey... Baby baby won't you come my way (where) 
To the state of 
Cali-for-ni-a (sure thing) 
Baby baby when you hear me sing 
There is only one way to go 
And that's 
Cali-for-ni-a 
C-A-L-I-for-ni-a 
C-A-L-I-for-ni-a 
And all the cell phones say brrr 
You don't have to say please, just say thank you 
Trust me (sure) its works [laughter] 
The state bird of 
California is a dunaughty parter coose?? [laughter] 
The average person has one point 7 8 cars 
Shame on you 
And consumes many gallons of gasoline yearly 
Much to much 
Think about it 
I will, thank you 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up in 
California 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up, 
I'm living it up in 
California 
Brought to you by the citizens of transplanted 
Californians