[00:12.64]I imagined Nick Valensi wrapped his long, long arms around me
[00:16.06]and they went around my body almost seven times
[00:18.73]He said "baby I’ve been thinking
[00:20.86]and I think I will quit drinking
[00:22.45]and I think on my next birthday I’ll turn thirty five
[00:25.29]and I will settle down with you
[00:27.12]we'll make sweet love the whole night through
[00:28.83]you'll convert into a Jew
[00:30.32]sit Shiva for your former life"
[00:31.92]And I said "nick although you're handsome
[00:33.86]I’ll hold out for Isaac Hanson
[00:35.46]and he'll get his braces back when I become his wife"
[00:38.36]And me and Hanson will go dancing
[00:40.36]me and Hanson true romance
[00:41.93]me and Hanson take a chance
[00:43.42]Lock the door it's party time
[00:45.11]All our babies will be born November seventeenth I’m sure
[00:48.45]and we'll get a cookiepuss from the local carvel store
[00:51.39]then our brothers will come over
[00:53.40]for a big game of red rover
[00:55.13]Everybody holding hands
[00:56.63]break the chain, break the chain
[01:11.30]What would I do when you've had a few?
[01:14.76]Oh would I stay or go away?
[01:17.92]And would you grieve if I chose to leave?
[01:21.45]What would you say if I was in pain?
[01:27.07]Last night Sergio Valenti customized some denim for me
[01:30.95]special for my special shape
[01:32.43]they fit me perfectly
[01:33.74]Now I’ve got this new ensemble
[01:35.93]certain circles I’m a bombshell
[01:37.53]but a guardian anglo keeps saying "negro please"
[01:40.60]so pay attention and you'll notice
[00:00.00]one man's chops is one man's bloatus
[01:44.25]one man's taint is one man's choad is one man's mr. clean
[01:47.12]and every scene i've ever seen becomes a tootsie roll to me
[01:50.68]a little tasteless waxy turd that gets stuck in my teeth
[01:53.67]and everywhere i try to go
[01:55.59]the cars are moving much to slow
[01:57.40]I said "excuse me Mr. Johnson"
[01:59.07]He said "call me beau"
[02:00.36]"I think this is my biggest fear,
[02:02.38]the road before me is unclear"
[02:04.14]He said "close your eyes my child and let the old man steer"
[02:07.19]I said "oh, thanks anyway, what would fenton lawless say?"
[02:10.88]Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
[02:23.89]What would I do when you've had a few?
[02:27.51]Oh would I stay or go away?
[02:30.90]And would you grieve if I chose to leave?
[02:34.31]What would you say if I was in pain?
[02:37.82]Five years in the saddle and I’ve gotta take the reins
[01:57.40]Five years in the saddle and I’ve gotta take the reins
[02:44.56]Five years in the saddle, five years in the saddle
[02:47.92]Five years in the saddle and I’ve gotta take the reins
[02:50.81]Five years in the saddle and I’ve gotta take the reins
[02:53.97]Five years in the saddle, five years in the saddle
[02:57.10]Five years in the saddle and I’ve gotta take the reins