作曲 : McGuire
Come on in and take off your shoes, man
This might take a while
Normally, I don't talk out of school cause
That's just not my style
I prefer to stay and gossip all day about the people we hate
(I said it, I said it, I said it)
I'm sure this place is completely safe, he handed me a page
(I read it, I read it,)
It said...
Welcome to the broken hearts club
you are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the broken hearts club
no secret ever leaves here polite.
It all started the winter of last year
I knew she was the one.
but I'm not the kind of guy who is clever
the cats always got my tongue.
So with my thoughts, I told God
if He loved me a lot,
I'd get you.
He answered back,
with an ominous laugh
amid a thunderous crash,
"Son, I'm sorry but..." 
Welcome to the broken hearts club
you are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the broken hearts club
no secret ever leaves here polite.
Once you're a part of our little club
You'll never be the same
You'll never be the same
To both we admire,
we're passing out flyers
And if you think I'd cross the shame,
well frankly, I don't give a damn.
So thank you, for treating, me like a garbage can.
And thank you, for singing, as loud as you can.
Welcome to the broken hearts club
you are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the broken hearts club
no secret ever leaves here polite.
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