[00:08.95]Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette
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[00:12.68]Could start a fire with a single cigarette
[00:16.98]She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
[00:20.92]Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home
[00:25.30]So she drove around
[00:27.29]She found his car
[00:29.35]They heard a boom from in the bar
[00:33.48]He called the cops
[00:35.60]She called his bluff
[00:37.67]They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
[00:42.86]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[00:50.34]Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
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[00:58.71]Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
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[01:17.64]He told his friends she was depressed
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[01:22.59]Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS
[01:24.94]Well he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
[01:29.94]He don't know why they always seem to pick him
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[01:34.66]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[01:42.62]Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
[01:50.99]Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
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[02:07.99]Some take a pistol, some take an axe
[02:11.79]Boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match
[02:15.68]Might be the teacher just down the street
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[02:20.22]The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
[02:24.53]No you won't see it when you meet a?em
[02:26.77]So be careful how you treat a?em
[02:28.77]She might look just like me
[02:34.30]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[02:41.97]Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
[02:50.48]Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren't born like this
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