Entertaining your wives at the office balls Answering all your phone calls I will fix you a drink make a little speech Still always out reach Philanthrophist are misanthropes Nuns wear nothing under their robes Father gave me advice, mother bought my shoes Screw this modern modern who am i blues I do my own hairdo-o-oo Look AT the view words can never tell World is so huge and so is hell You believe good deads lead to afterlife If that's so pass me that knife I do my own hairdo-o-oo