Heres how the story goes
 And everyone can relate
 First time I came was when I masterbated
 When I was eight
 It was so great
 
 Mmmmmm and when I was nine
 My mumma caught me doing it all of the time
 And I was K-I-S-S-I-N and playing doctors with my boyfriend
 When I was eleven
 
 And then I slap a bitch when I was thirteen
 Oh yeah, I slap a bitch
 She hollared ohhhhh ahhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 She said ohhhhhh ahhhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 
 After college in my 20s
 I had a reputation because I was having it plenty
 I was premiscuois, till I fell in love
 He tied me down, locked me up when I was 26
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 But still, yes I will slap a bitch
 Yes I'm for real yes I will slap a bitch
 She hollars ohhhh ahhhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 She said ohhhhh ahhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 
 Round round lets go round shake it like a chili hot
 Cut it like a kill babe
 You may think I'm crazy
 I'm holiding it cause baby give me something I can feel
 All alone, 
 Give me what you want, bring it home to me
 
 Cause I got to have it, got to have it
 Ohh ohhh
 And I will slap you bitch
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 She said ohhhhhh ohhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 Ohhhhh ohhhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back
 She said ohhhh ohhhh
 She like it like it how she slapped me back, back back
 
 Oh just a little, just a little
 And I will slap you bitch!