Heres how the story goes And everyone can relate First time I came was when I masterbated When I was eight It was so great Mmmmmm and when I was nine My mumma caught me doing it all of the time And I was K-I-S-S-I-N and playing doctors with my boyfriend When I was eleven And then I slap a bitch when I was thirteen Oh yeah, I slap a bitch She hollared ohhhhh ahhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back She said ohhhhhh ahhhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back After college in my 20s I had a reputation because I was having it plenty I was premiscuois, till I fell in love He tied me down, locked me up when I was 26 [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/macy_gray/slap_a_bitch.html ] But still, yes I will slap a bitch Yes I'm for real yes I will slap a bitch She hollars ohhhh ahhhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back She said ohhhhh ahhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back Round round lets go round shake it like a chili hot Cut it like a kill babe You may think I'm crazy I'm holiding it cause baby give me something I can feel All alone, Give me what you want, bring it home to me Cause I got to have it, got to have it Ohh ohhh And I will slap you bitch She like it like it how she slapped me back She said ohhhhhh ohhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back Ohhhhh ohhhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back She said ohhhh ohhhh She like it like it how she slapped me back, back back Oh just a little, just a little And I will slap you bitch!