Concrete dinosaur, Jesus in a screen door They don't hold a candle to you I get no satisfaction from roadside attractions And honey I have seen me a few They got the blue ox, chimney rocks Two-headed livestock, alligator jumparoo I can turn my back on all manner of distraction 'Cause I'm just passing through I'm coming home, just as fast as I can This life of roaming 'round, it wears a little thin I've seen the seven greatest wonders of the world And I'm still your girl, I'm still your girl I've seen the corn palace, the fair in Dallas Drive through redwood trees A giant strawberry, that tower in Paree And a two-ton ball of string They got the bad lands, snake farms Alamo, longhorns, rock star millionaires Don't you think it's funny how all that money Doesn't get them anywhere I'm coming home just as fast as I can I'm just not entertained by any other man There might be seven billion people in this world But I'm still your girl, I'm still your girl Lookout mountain is a molehill The grand canyon's just a big old crack Old faithful is fickle, Niagara falls a trickle The Taj Mahal is nothing but a shack The London Bridge, the pyramids They're what you call a passing fad You can look for me when the new wears off 'Cause honey I'll be heading back I'm coming home and I'll be there soon 'Cause I've seen every thing I'm like the man in the moon Well, I'm just sitting up there Looking down at the world But I'm still your girl, I'm still your girl I'm still your girl, and I'm coming home