[00:00.00]MAX:
[00:00.10]Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom
[00:03.70]It's so simple!
[00:04.86]Step One! We find the worst play ever written
[00:07.50]Step Two! We hire the worst director in town
[00:09.90]Step Three! I raise two million dollars
[00:12.70]LEO:
[00:12.80]Two?
[00:13.12]MAX:
[00:13.22]Yes! One for me, one for you
[00:14.89]There's a lot of little old ladies out there
[00:17.00]Step Four!
[00:18.20]We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway!
[00:20.78]And before you can say step five
[00:22.54]We close on Broadway
[00:24.35]Take our two million and go to Rio!
[00:26.57]LEO:
[00:26.67]Rio?! Nah, that'd never work
[00:28.28]MAX:
[00:28.38]Oh ye of little faith
[00:32.11]What did Lewis say to Clark
[00:33.69]When everything looked bleak?
[00:36.11]What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
[00:37.85]As they struggled toward Everest peak?
[00:41.08]What did Washington say to his troops
[00:42.90]As they crossed the Delaware?
[00:45.28]I'm sure you're well aware...
[00:49.12]LEO:
[00:49.22]What'd they say?
[00:51.24]MAX:
[00:51.34]We. Can. Do it.
[00:54.90]We can do it
[00:56.69]We can do it, me and you
[01:01.24]We can do it
[01:03.05]We can do it
[01:05.13]We can make our dreams come true
[01:08.45]Everything you've ever wanted
[01:11.70]Is just waiting to be had
[01:15.30]Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls
[01:18.58]Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad
[01:22.16]LEO:
[01:22.26]No!
[01:23.41]MAX:
[01:23.51]Bloom! Bloom, wait a minute now...
[01:26.34]Hear me out, just think about it!
[01:29.35]We can do it,
[01:31.00]We can do it
[01:32.50]This is not the time to shirk!
[01:35.75]We can do it
[01:37.37]You won't rue it
[01:38.90]Say goodbye to petty clerk.
[01:42.20]Hi Producer
[01:43.89]Yes, Producer
[01:45.45]I mean you, sir, go berserk!
[01:49.00]We can do it,
[01:50.58]We can do it
[01:52.19]And I know it's gonna work!
[01:56.49]Whadaya say, Bloom?
[01:58.65]LEO:
[01:58.75]What do I say
[02:00.53]Finally, a chance to be a Broadway producer
[02:04.14]What do I say
[02:05.58]Finally, a chance to make my dreams come true, sir
[02:09.25]What do I say
[02:10.81]What do I say
[02:12.28]Here's what I say to you, sir...
[02:17.13]I can't do it
[02:19.27]I can't do it
[02:21.04]I can't do it, that's not me
[02:24.46]I'm a loser
[02:26.08]I'm a coward
[02:27.55]I'm a chicken, don't you see?
[02:31.02]When it comes to wooing women
[02:34.00]There's a few things that I lack
[02:37.62]Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
[02:40.86]Chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!
[02:45.35]MAX:
[02:45.45]Why, you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar!
[02:49.86]Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?
[02:53.00]Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?
[02:57.13]LEO:
[02:57.23]No!
[03:01.89]MAX: We can do it,
[03:02.60]LEO: Mr. Bialystock
[03:03.51]MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please stop this song you've got me wrong)
[03:05.13]MAX: We can grab that holy grail
[03:05.38]LEO: I'll say "so long" I'm not as strong a person as you think
[03:08.01]MAX: We can do it
[03:08.81]LEO: Mr. Bialystock
[03:09.77]MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please take a look, I'm not a crook)
[03:11.04]MAX: Drink champagne, not ginger ale!
[03:11.54]LEO: I'm just a schmuck, the bottom line is that
[03:13.73]I say!
[03:14.39]MAX: Come on, Leo
[03:14.90]LEO: I can't do it...
[03:16.03]MAX: Can't you see-o...
[03:17.63]LEO: You see Rio, I see jail!
[03:21.62]Driver stop! Here!
[03:28.70]MAX: We can do it!
[03:30.25]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:31.90]MAX: We can do it!
[03:33.40]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:35.16]MAX: We can do it!
[03:35.90]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:36.70]MAX: We can do it!
[03:37.50]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:38.51]MAX: We can...
[03:38.64]LEO: I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it
[03:41.72]'Cos I know, it's gonna fail
[03:46.70]MAX: Fail? How can it miss
[03:48.15]All you need is a little courage!
[03:49.50]Bloom, don't you realize
[03:50.83]There's a lot more to you than there is to you?