[00:22.80]THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[00:23.00]Unhappy, unhappy
[00:26.40]Very unhappy
[00:29.81]Unhappy, unhappy
[00:32.68]Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
[00:40.13]Unhappy, unhappy
[00:43.11]Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
[00:56.32]LEO:
[00:56.47]I spend my life accounting
[00:59.53]With figures and such
[01:01.93]THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[01:02.08]Unhappy
[01:03.05]To what is my life amounting?
[01:06.00]It figures, not much
[01:08.60]THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[01:08.76]Unhappy
[01:09.55]LEO:
[01:09.70]I have a secret desire
[01:13.00]Hiding deep in my soul
[01:16.24]It sets my heart afire
[01:19.50]To see me in this role
[01:30.45]I wanna be a producer
[01:33.45]With a hit show on Broadway
[01:37.32]I wanna be a producer
[01:40.20]Lunch at Sardi's every day
[01:44.21]I wanna be a producer
[01:47.17]Sport a top hat and a cane
[01:51.06]I wanna be a producer
[01:53.90]And drive those chorus girls insane
[02:06.55]I wanna be a producer
[02:09.57]And sleep until half-past two
[02:13.36]I wanna be a producer
[02:16.37]And say, "You, you, you, not you"
[02:24.24]I wanna be a producer
[02:27.13]Wear a tux on opening nights
[02:36.20]I wanna be a producer
[02:38.85]And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights
[03:26.10]CHORUS GIRLS:
[03:26.25]He wants to be a producer
[03:29.30]Of a great big Broadway smash
[03:33.40]He wants to be a producer
[03:36.50]Every pocket stuffed with cash
[03:40.60]He wants to be a producer
[03:43.65]Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes
[03:49.60]He wants to be a producer
[03:52.30]With a great big casting couch
[04:30.83]LEO:
[04:30.98]I wanna be
[04:31.79]CHORUS GIRLS:
[04:31.89]He wants to be
[04:32.50]LEO:
[04:32.66]I wanna be
[04:33.34]CHORUS GIRLS:
[04:33.44]He wants to be
[04:33.94]LEO:
[04:34.09]I wanna be the greatest, grandest
[04:36.00]And most fabulous producer in the world
[04:42.10]CHORUS GIRLS:
[04:42.25]He wanna dine with the duchess and the duke
[04:46.50]LEO:
[04:46.60]I just got to be a producer
[04:49.44]Drink champagne until I puke
[04:52.00]CHORUS GIRLS:
[04:52.10]Drink champagne till he pukes
[04:53.50]LEO:
[04:53.60]I wanna be a producer
[04:56.20]Show the world just what I've got
[04:59.60]I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em
[05:03.80]Read my name in Winchell's column
[05:07.12]I wanna be a producer
[05:20.73]'Cause it's everything I'm not
[05:25.60]THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[05:25.75]Unhappy, unhappy
[05:28.80]LEO:
[05:28.94]I wanna be a producer
[05:31.34]THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[05:31.44]Very, very unhappy, unhappy
[05:31.72]LEO:
[05:31.82]Wait a minute, yeah minute, hold everything, hold everything.
[05:36.35]Mr. Bialystock was right.
[05:38.24]There is a lot more to me than there is to me.
[05:41.56]Stop the world, I wanna get on.
[05:45.72]I'm gonna be a producer
[05:48.95]CHORUS GIRLS:
[05:49.05]He's gonna be a producer
[05:51.25]CHORUS GIRLS&LEO:
[05:51.36]Look out Broadway 'cause here I come