THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy, unhappy
Very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
LEO:
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy
To what is my life amounting?
It figures, not much
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy
LEO:
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half-past two
I wanna be a producer
And say, "You, you, you, not you"
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on opening nights
I wanna be a producer
And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be a producer
Of a great big Broadway smash
He wants to be a producer
Every pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch
LEO:
I wanna be
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be
LEO:
I wanna be
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be
LEO:
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wanna dine with the duchess and the duke
LEO:
I just got to be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
CHORUS GIRLS:
Drink champagne till he pukes
LEO:
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em
Read my name in Winchell's column
I wanna be a producer
'Cause it's everything I'm not
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy, unhappy
LEO:
I wanna be a producer
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Very, very unhappy, unhappy
LEO:
Wait a minute, yeah minute, hold everything, hold everything.
Mr. Bialystock was right.
There is a lot more to me than there is to me.
Stop the world, I wanna get on.
I'm gonna be a producer
CHORUS GIRLS:
He's gonna be a producer
CHORUS GIRLS&LEO:
Look out Broadway 'cause here I come