Why am I in love in stereo
With a girl on either side
You might well look on and envy me
But this feeling isn't so hi-fi
Just a boy in love in stereo
When we dance it's not much fun
I can't choose, 'cause they're identical
And I can't move without the other one
One wants to stay at home, the other wants the night out
One wants to read in bed, the other wants the light out
I really don't know what to do
'Cause I'm in love with you, and you, and you
Why am I in love in stereo
Where to start, I can't decide
'Cause making love is two dimensional
And I'm much more a mono man inside
Now that I'm in love in stereo
There's one thing I can't deny
Ooh, when we kiss, we reach high frequencies
But I prefer the reproduction side
One wants to stay at home, the other wants the night out
One wants to read in bed, the other wants the light out
One wants to marry me, the other wants to break up
One wants to call it off, the other wants to make up
I really don't know what to do
'Cause I'm in love with you, and you, and you
Why am I in love in stereo
Ooh, why am I in love in stereo
I said, why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo