I just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
nobody's gone tell me I can't
now I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
oooh yes I said
I said it
I said it cause I can
today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
have some really nice sex
and she's gonna scream out this is great
（oh this is great）
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
ooooh yes I said it
I said it
I said cause I can
today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up the phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
no no no no no noooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
and let everything hang loose
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all