作曲 : McKay Feminists don't have a sense of humor Feminists just want to be alone Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors They have a tumor on their funny bone They say, “ Child molestation isn't funny Rape and degradation's just a crime Rampant prostitution, sex for money Can't these chicks do anything but whine?” They say, “ Cheap objectification isn't witty Equal work and wages worth a fight On demand abortion, every city Won't these women never get a life?” Feminists don't have a sense of humor Feminists and vegetarians Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They're far too sensitive to ever be a [Incomprehensible] That's why these feminists just need to find a man