If I were wise, I'd be forgiving
Just like the good book says we should be
If I were young, I'd be forgetful
There's so much of this world to see
But if I had the dough
I'd buy you off slow like china
I would own the goaded back
The golden rule
And you can't afford to stop me
Not if I were unkind to prude
I won't have to say it
'Cause you'd already know
If I had the dough
I'd buy you off slow like china
If I had time then I would bite it
Patience is a virtue I possess
If I resented you, I would hide it
Behind the spiral you would never get
Then when I had the dough
I'd buy you off slow like china
When you spoke to me you'd say
Both thank you and please
You might drive a fancy car
But I would hold the keys
I won't have to say it
'Cause you'd already know
If I had the dough
I'd buy you off slow like china
Like china, like china
When you spoke to me you'd say
Both thank you and please
You might drive a fancy car
But I'd hold all the keys
I won't have to say it
'Cause you'd already know
If I had the dough
I'd buy you off slow like china
Like china
Like china
Like china
Like china