I never had a sister 
that you didn't like 
You had three ugly brothers 
but still turned out all right, yeah 
I never had a girlfriend 
longer than three months 
you never had a boyfriend 
but married on a hunch 
So let's ride bikes into the sea 
and catch a bus outside the reef 
drive so deep that we can't see a thing
so we have to get off 
the bus driver laughs and he shakes his head 
says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" 
you're uneasy and you say you're scared 
and if I die at least you'll die too 
I never had a sister 
but you, you look swell 
wearing your matching shorts 
as often as the mail comes 
You look like Audrey Hepburn 
when you get all dressed up 
I have seen all your movies 
'cause Audrey's a stone fox 
So let's ride bikes into the sea 
and catch a bus outside the reef 
drive so deep where we can't see a thing
so we have to get off 
The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head 
says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" 
you're uneasy and you say you're scared 
and if I die at least you'll die too