I should'a known not to watch that comet 
I should'a known not to give you this 
I should've known not to throw away my records 
I should've never purchased compact discs 
I can't remember inventing the atom 
I don't remember what it's like to be 
God I should'a known not to watch 
Jerry Springer 
I should've never watched the 
People's Court 
I don't remember inventing the wheel 
But I remember making 
Styrofoam 
I should'a known not to watch that comet 
I should'a known not to sex 
Amy Fisher 
I should've never watched the 
OJ trial I should've known not to shoot 
John Lennon 
I should've never gotten 
AOL I should remember not to blow up buildings 
I should remember what it's like to be 
God I should've known never sent the stork to the 
Dahlmer's 
I should'a known not to make free will 
I can't remember my life as a 
Mormon I can't remember five minutes ago 
I should'a known not to watch that comet 
I can't remember my days as an asshole 
The same day 
I made the 
CIA I should'a known not to watch that comet 
I should've known better