Hope springs eternal 
But boys spring infernal 
Had high hopes 
It lasted just a couple of gropes 
Scraps and crumbs 
Are all that's been on my plate 
My box of condoms 
Is past its expiration date 
Macho men and catty queens 
And precious little inbetween 
Cute guy i got to meet 
Another drug tragedy 
I'm a reliable guy 
In a city of flakes 
My box of condoms 
Is past its expiratios date 
Trying to find my own niche 
Accomplishing nearly zilch 
Do i give in and condom? 
Suck up to the norm? 
I can't relate 
This box of condoms 
Is past its expiration date