作词 : Finoli
Gay bar at closing time 
The music stops, up come the lights 
The cloak of darkness lifts its veil 
Gathering for a sidewalk sale 
Back and forth through the smoky space 
Making circles around the place 
Desperation, it's getting late 
Last chance is the sidewalk sale 
Don't want to go home alone 
But how low will you go? 
The cream is gone, the dregs prevail 
Tough choices at the sidewalk sale 
That guy's really not that bad 
But if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sad 
Make your move, don't delay 
Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale 
That guy's giving you a sexy look 
Be better off curled up with a book 
He's gettin' fresh, but looking stale 
Slim pickings at the sidewalk sale 
Don't want to go home alone 
But how low will you go? 
Self-respect is about to fail 
Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale 
Looking for someone you'll never forget 
More likely find someone you'll regret 
Think it's time to hit the trail 
Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale