作曲 : Planet Smashers
Everybody now has at least one tattoo 
Private school girls wearing 
Doctor Marten boots 
A studded leather jacket won't in still fear 
Marijuana clothes can be bought at 
Sears Your little brother has bright green hair 
Retro 70's threads will make everyone look square 
My parents went on a holiday in 
Cambodia All the little mods think they're the surplus army-uh 
All that kid's stuff's been done before 
Piss off your teachers, you're no poser 
To offend your parents it has to be new 
Gotta' show everyone that you're so cool 
Stick a pin in your ear 
Drill a hole in your nose 
Connect them with a chain 
Let the snot flow 
Drive a stake through your lip 
And a ring 'round your brow 
Put a stud in your tit 
More holes tomorrow 
Pierce a needle through your penis 
Bore a tunnel in your tongue 
Never mind the redness 
This is so much fun! 
Look at those eco-warriors running around in birkenstocks 
Winter never stops 'em, they just wear 
Honduran socks 
Skate or die your way around town 
Black death gothic fashions drag the world down 
Those little rappers wear their clothes backwards 
Now every single kid thinks they're a gangsta 
Never wash your hair, gross, you'll have dreads 
Shave it all off like 
Kojak, be a skinhead...