Well, if I had a million I would build you a mansion A hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need We would run through the hallways And dance in the backyard If we ain't got no neighbors Ain't no one will see If I had me a speed plane If I fly across the land Settle in some little border town Drink margaritas And dance to mariachis Put you on my speed plane and I I would bring you on back home If I had me a steamboat Sail across the ocean Dock in some little port of call We would have a fine time With Swiss cheese and French wine Put you on my steamboat and I I would bring you on back home I ain't got a million I ain't got a speed plane I ain't got no boat upon the sea All I've got on these two strong arms I can hold you so tightly So baby won't you, won't you please Come back home with me I ain't got a million I ain't got a speed plane I ain't got no boat upon the sea All I've got on these two strong arms I can hold you so tightly And baby won't you, won't you please Come back home with me, yeah