作词 : Coomes the elephant wields the rod while the donkey throws you a bone i'd rather have a bone than a beating, i suppose either way, still the dog it's still just master and dog master takes doggie to the ring other masters, same thing and the dog fights play for the masters every day for the masters and the dogs, it's still just master and dog master is the country squire and the housedogs lay by the fire but it gets pretty hard for the dogs out in the yard for the dogs in the yard, it's still just master and dog