The quickest way to break your heart
Make you depressed and ill
ls to get tangled up inside
The side effects could kill
All passion is a waste of time
A deadly game pour vous
l am your friend Your cher ami
l wouldn't lie to you
lf you must love someone may l suggest
You love yourself Just think it through
You'll never leave and you will find you'll get more rest
You'll always feel as good as new
Your freedom is the most important thing, my friend
You must be strong You mustn't bend
Don't talk for hours Don't send flowers
Don't write poems Don't sing songs
And dance beneath the stars that shine above
Don't fall in love
Oh, don't do it Oh!
As soon as your heart rules your head
Your life is not your own
lt's hell when someone's always there
lt's bliss to be alone
And love of any kind is bad
A dog, a child, a cat
They take up so much precious time
Now, where's the sense in that
Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame
lf you're turned on then just turn off
Emotions are a thing all great men overcame
Please, don't make this grand catastrophe
Don't get attached to anyone or anything
There's nothing worse than things that cling
You'll go to pot You'll turn to drink
You'll never rest You'll end up mad
And looking like some poor demented dove
Don't fall in love
Don't fall in love!