[00:01.783]Only the brave watch when Pye demonstrates the Mole
[00:07.074]Mountains can fall when he inserts it in the hole
[00:11.417]It goes so far, it goes so fast, where it ends up no-one knows
[00:17.682]But Daevid down in Melbourne thinks he did see one of those
[00:25.542]Down in the Bay old Dave is doing rather well
[00:30.540]Wife and a nipper from a certain strange hotel
[00:35.001]He's got a job right up his street, or say his "Avenue"
[00:40.969]He's tinkling ivories all day long, he always wanted to
[00:49.154]Then there's a Coughlan whose attempts to drink us dry
[00:54.340]Having abandoned finally his bid to fly
[00:58.869]He only made a pair of flaps before he crashed upon the beach
[01:05.237]It's rumoured that his flippers failed to open at three feet