作词 : Becker, Fagen, Griffin
 No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 That's what I am
 Please understand
 I want to be your holy man
 No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 That's what I am
 Please understand
 I want to be your holy man
 No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 Don't make me do it without the fez on
 Oh no
 That's what I am please understand