[00:05.495]A man lives at the corner of the street,
[00:10.631]And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
[00:15.873]'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
[00:21.057]But no one knows he really is a plastic man.
[00:30.018]He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
[00:33.071](Yeah, he's plastic man)
[00:35.044]He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
[00:38.091](Yeah, he's plastic man)
[00:40.073]He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
[00:44.772]And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
[00:49.597](Plastic bum)
[00:54.506]Plastic man got no brain,
[00:56.466]Plastic man don't feel no pain,
[00:58.799]Plastic people look the same,
[01:01.341]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:05.183]Kick his shin or tread on his face,
[01:07.587]Pull his nose all over the place,
[01:10.094]He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
[01:12.662]Plastic man (plastic man).
[01:37.650]He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
[01:41.467]He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
[01:46.015]He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break,
[01:50.940]And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.
[01:57.405]Plastic man got no brain,
[01:59.769]Plastic man don't feel no pain,
[02:02.277]Plastic people look the same,
[02:05.126]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:08.650]Kick his shin or tread on his face,
[02:11.089]Pull his nose all over the place,
[02:13.624]He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
[02:16.003]Plastic man (plastic man).
[02:24.850]He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
[02:27.737](Yeah, he's plastic man)
[02:29.673]And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
[02:32.504](Yeah, he's plastic man)
[02:34.738]He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
[02:39.597]But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)
[02:45.137]Plastic man (plastic man).