作词 : Weasel
Madonna I'm in love
It dosen't make too much sense
But when I saw you on 
TVThis sounds so ridiculous
But I can't help the way 
I feelWhen 
I look at your chubby face
Sandra I don't understand
How you always do it
The world's most lucky man is either 
Jerry Lewis or 
David Letterman
I wish I was your late night man
Cause I get so stupid over you (x4)
Even though you're big and famous in movies and 
MTVCan't the three of us go out and see midget wrestling
Cause hanging out with you
Would definately be my dream come true
Cause I get stupis over you