作词 : Bovine, Robinson
I was there alone one day 
Me, Fred and my microwave 
Fred was a gerbil just the same 
I was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high 
Kiss my gerbil 
Fred goodbye 
Watch old 
Freddy run and run 
He went Kaboom ! 
Just like a gun 
Go and get a 
Brillo pad 
Fred is dead aw ain't it sad 
I didn't do it - that 
I wish Guess who's next it's 
Bob my fish