(difford/tilbrook) Warning:these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. I can't stop my heart from beating beating Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang) I would like to be like peter peter Pan pan pan pan (bang bang bang bang) Chorus Staying younger by the day My good looks will never fade I hope i can can can can (bang bang bang bang) Napoleon was very brave Incomplete he took to his grave Josephine was such a joke Kept her letter inside his coat V. van gogh was so i hear One to send his love an ear Some impression this would make This was to be his big mistake Catherine lost her pretty head She wasn't very good in bed Didn't wear a hat again She got so wet out in the rain I can't stop my heart from beating beating Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang) I would like to be like peter peter Pan pan pan pan (bang bang bang bang) Chorus Chorus Can can can can (bang bang bang bang)