作词 : SNFU There's a little monster in each of us That we like to keep locked up inside Sometimes these monsters get out No matter how hard we try One day mine did escape Spreading destruction, wrath and pain Afterwards I felt so bad I felt like should have been hanged Then I looked and what did I see? Jesus looking down at me He said, "You've done a very bad thing, But I'll still take you under my wing. And I'll rid you of your inner guilt. No sense in crying of blood already spilt" And with a halo I was adorned He said, "Happy birthday! You've been reborn" Afterwards I did feel like a new man Spreading sunshine and warmth as I danced Through the land I never did hurt a flea Not with my halo atop of me I went to a party and I was caught off guard Someone stole my halo, yes I was robbed And I felt so bad again Knowing that I'd never get to the Vatican Then I looked up and what did I see? Jesus frowning down at me Then I looked up and what did I see? The bad growing inside of me Then I looked up and what did I see ... Everybody running away