[00:00.00] 作曲 : The Moldy Peaches
[00:01.00] 作词 : The Moldy Peaches
[00:21.510]Mardi Gras came and went，
[00:25.200]All my money has been spent，
[00:28.400]How am I gonna pay the rent，
[00:30.650]Sitting on my ass (sitting on your face)
[00:33.780]Who mistook the steak for chicken?
[00:36.400]Who am I gonna stick my dick in，
[00:39.700]We're not those kids,
[00:41.690]Sitting on the couch，
[00:48.380]My former life I had a sister (My former life I was a high roller)
[00:52.900]I abused her and I dissed her (Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller)
[00:55.230]She got swept up in a twister(Found my calling as a part time bowler)
[00:57.780]First I laughed and then I missed her(Treated my wife for a new three-holer)
[01:00.600]Who mistook these baths for showers?
[01:03.450]Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
[01:05.810]We're not those kids,
[01:08.180]Sitting on the couch，
[01:14.570]Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away，
[01:18.680]Different dreams than yesterday(Live on birthday cake each day)
[01:21.550]Tell your grandmas they're okay(Tell your grandparents that they're gay)
[01:24.460]Kiss their cheek and run away，
[01:27.300]'cause me and my friends are so smart，
[01:29.940]We invented this new kind of darts(We invented this new kind of art)
[01:34.400]Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart(Post modernist, throwing darts)
[01:34.520]Smoking crack and cutting crack
[01:37.370]Who missed that thing on the ceiling?(Who mistook this crap for genius?)
[01:42.980]Who is gonna hurt my feelings?(Who is gonna stroke my penis?)
[01:43.470]We're not those kids,
[01:46.190]Sitting on the couch，
[01:52.440]Even your mother is a crook(Oh people are shiny like a brand new book)
[01:55.130]But if I get a closer look，
[01:57.740]There's shit on every road you took(There's shit on every hand you shook)
[02:00.660]If you don't believe me,
[02:02.520]read your book(look at your hand)
[02:03.970]Somebody's making a killing(So who made all these things for killing?)
[02:05.610]Whose empty heart needs filling?(Whose pussy hole needs filling?)
[02:08.680]We're not those kids,
[02:11.550]Sitting on the couch.
[02:18.340]Who mistook the steak for chicken?
[02:21.530]Who am I gonna stick my dick in，
[02:24.250]We're not those kids,
[02:26.710]Sitting on the couch，
[02:31.150]sitting on the couch
[02:33.790]sitting on the couch
[02:36.000]sitting on the couch