New York City's like a graveyard!
All the corpses like the way I play my guitar.
You gotta be cute if you wanna get far.
New York City's like a graveyard.
All the tombstones skyscraping
All the rockstars double-dating
So if you hate me, go on hating,
You've been waiting your whole life for this moment to be waiting.
We've got it!
All those hookers in their fucking cars,
12-steppin' hippies hangin' out at the bar,12
Suckers and fuckers and stupid retards,
New York City's like a graveyard.
We've got it!
All the Yuppies getting married,
All the Yuppies getting buried,
Singing in the city's like singing on the prairie,
New York City's like a cemetery