[00:17.92]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
[00:19.83]Bells are ringing all around.
[00:22.03]Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
[00:23.97]our very merry Tinsel Town.
[00:26.38]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
[00:28.51]Santa sits us on his knee.
[00:30.66]Christmas gifts lie patiently
[00:32.84]Beneath our decorated tree!
[00:35.18]Fa, la, ya, la.La, ya, la, la, leee!
[00:37.48]Merry Christmas and Happy Honukah
[00:41.54]It's the time to celebrate
[00:43.78]And send gifts we'll appreciate
[00:46.70]Alvin: But Dave, if Christmas is so merry,
[00:49.10]why did you say it makes you, uptight?
[00:52.29]Dave: I-I never said that Alvin!
[00:54.21]Theodore: Yes you did!
[00:55.25]Dave: I don't need this from you Theodore.
[00:58.01]Alvin: You said, you cant wait for it to be over and that
[01:01.41]Dave: Ho, ho, ho Alvin, that's your line,ho ho ho.
[01:05.57]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
[01:07.76]Carolers sing merrily.
[01:09.92]Presents promise happiness
[01:11.99]If only temporarily!
[01:14.37]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
[01:16.47]Grandma sends a baby truck!
[01:18.70]We are way too old for that
[01:20.63]But Dave tells us to "Suck It Up!"
[01:23.17]Fa, la, ya, la.La, Ya, la, ya, yuuupp!
[01:25.43]Merry Christmas and Happy Honukah
[01:29.55]It's the time to celebrate
[01:31.74]And send gifts we'll appreciate
[01:34.00]Alvin: Like cash grandma, send us cash!
[01:37.16]Dave: Alvin.
[01:38.26]Theodore: A-and no more trucks Grandma.
[01:40.01]Simon/Theodore: Yeah!
[01:40.83]Dave: Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, please?
[01:44.27]Alvin: Aw, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be-
[01:47.45]Dave: I am NOT in a bad mood!
[01:49.35]Theodore: Dave, y-you said to be honest with our feelings.
[01:53.20]Dave: So?!
[01:54.37]Simon: Just admit that you're..."stressed."
[01:56.99]Dave: I am NOT stressed!!
[01:59.44]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
[02:01.21]Car are honking constantly.
[02:03.41]Giving David headaches and
[02:05.35]Increasing his anxiety!!
[02:07.82]Ho, ho, ho, and Jingle Jingle.
[02:09.96]Grown-ups seem to go beserk!
[02:12.20]Why are parents so wigged-out?
[02:14.15]When Santa Claus does all the work.
[02:16.53]La, la, ya la.La, ya, la.Beserk!
[02:18.72]Dave: Okay, hold it right there guys,
[02:20.87]this is NOT what I wrote.
[02:23.02]And I never said to "Suck It Up"
[02:26.22]Theodore/Simon: Yes you did!
[02:27.67]Theodore: "Suck It Up fellas.
[02:28.67]Just quit your whining and Suck It up!
[02:31.76]That's what you said Dave."
[02:33.43]Dave: Can we just stick to the song?
[02:35.83]Alvin: We're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash and..and you don't understand!!
[02:44.26]Dave: Oh, just suck it up Alvin!
[02:46.25]Alvin: Ha-ha, gotcha!
[02:47.81]Dave: Alvin.
[02:48.83]Alvin: You are so busted!
[02:51.01]Dave: Alvin..
[02:52.27]Alvin:Oh-oh just admit that
[02:54.11]Dave: ALLLLLLVIIIINN!!!
[02:56.06]Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
[02:57.90]Bells are ringing all around!
[02:59.99]Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
[03:02.26]Very Merry Tinsel Town!
[03:04.65]Ooh yeeaahhh!!