Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
Bells are ringing all around.
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
our very merry Tinsel Town.
Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
Santa sits us on his knee.
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree!
Fa, la, ya, la.La, ya, la, la, leee!
Merry Christmas and Happy Honukah
It's the time to celebrate
And send gifts we'll appreciate
Alvin: But Dave, if Christmas is so merry,
why did you say it makes you, uptight?
Dave: I-I never said that Alvin!
Theodore: Yes you did!
Dave: I don't need this from you Theodore.
Alvin: You said, you cant wait for it to be over and that
Dave: Ho, ho, ho Alvin, that's your line,ho ho ho.
Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
Carolers sing merrily.
Presents promise happiness
If only temporarily!
Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
Grandma sends a baby truck!
We are way too old for that
But Dave tells us to "Suck It Up!"
Fa, la, ya, la.La, Ya, la, ya, yuuupp!
Merry Christmas and Happy Honukah
It's the time to celebrate
And send gifts we'll appreciate
Alvin: Like cash grandma, send us cash!
Dave: Alvin.
Theodore: A-and no more trucks Grandma.
Simon/Theodore: Yeah!
Dave: Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, please?
Alvin: Aw, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be-
Dave: I am NOT in a bad mood!
Theodore: Dave, y-you said to be honest with our feelings.
Dave: So?!
Simon: Just admit that you're..."stressed."
Dave: I am NOT stressed!!
Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle.
Car are honking constantly.
Giving David headaches and
Increasing his anxiety!!
Ho, ho, ho, and Jingle Jingle.
Grown-ups seem to go beserk!
Why are parents so wigged-out?
When Santa Claus does all the work.
La, la, ya la.La, ya, la.Beserk!
Dave: Okay, hold it right there guys,
this is NOT what I wrote.
And I never said to "Suck It Up"
Theodore/Simon: Yes you did!
Theodore: "Suck It Up fellas.
Just quit your whining and Suck It up!
That's what you said Dave."
Dave: Can we just stick to the song?
Alvin: We're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash and..and you don't understand!!
Dave: Oh, just suck it up Alvin!
Alvin: Ha-ha, gotcha!
Dave: Alvin.
Alvin: You are so busted!
Dave: Alvin..
Alvin:Oh-oh just admit that
Dave: ALLLLLLVIIIINN!!!
Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Bells are ringing all around!
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very Merry Tinsel Town!
Ooh yeeaahhh!!