作曲 : McComb, Paterson
Everyone's a liar & most are known to cheat
Arsonists, embezzlers Everyone of them has to eat
Handshake & a how d' y' do Flawless set of teeth
I got stones inside of my shoes & Everyone of them has to eat
I got no creed nor colour I got no birthday treat
No alleigance to either side Everybody has to eat
I have a Devil's Advocate Finest in the business
He just can't be beat He drools & he stutters
& he twitches & he spits & he hisses thru his
Broken teeth But my best friend is the liquor
Man because he takes his main course neat
Smokin O P's Drinkin I O U's Takin' liberties
In the street
I hope I go by spontaneous combustion
In a scorching blaze of heat
I won't leave no mess at all oh no yeah yeah yeah
I don't believe I've had the pleasure but I
Believe I have had my fill I'm gonna take a
Walk to the end of this world I'm gonna buy
Myself a thrill I'm gonna tie myself to a burning
Buys I'm gonna teach myself to sink or
Swim Cut off my legs put em in a brown
Paper bag See how many ribbons and medals
I win Wel, I got no bone to pick with you
Dear You're just not my cup of meat I'm
Gonna have to cream my cherry pie
Everybody has to eat