[00:00.89]Bart:Satan, eat my shorts!
[00:12.37]I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
[00:15.20]What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
[00:17.35]Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
[00:19.95]Took a whiz on the school computer.
[00:22.79]Sherri and Terri:He took a whiz,
[00:24.21]Oh, yes, he did!
[00:27.19]Bart:But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
[00:29.78]Come on up...and testify!
[00:32.76]Sherri and Terri:Testify! Testify!
[00:34.65]Come on up and testify!
[00:37.30]Grampa:My hip's misbehavin'!
[00:38.42]Back-Up Singers:Testify!
[00:39.56]Patty:Gotta nicotine cravin'!
[00:40.76]Back-Up Singers:Testify!
[00:42.21]Professor Frink:There's a cramp in my glaven!
[00:43.32]Back-Up Singers:Testify!
[00:44.46]Bart and Back-Up Singers:Testify!
[00:45.67]Bart and Everyone:Testify!
[01:04.33]Back-Up Singers:Testify! Testify!
[01:06.61]Come on up and tesitfy!
[01:18.86]Everyone:Bart's the boy of the hour,
[01:20.92]He's got the power!
[01:23.67]Bart and Everyone:So raise your voice and don't be shy!
[01:26.78]Testi-, testi-
[01:28.90]Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
[01:33.63]Bart and select singers:FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[01:35.12]Everyone Else:Testify! Testify!
[01:36.14]Everyone:Come on up and testify!