[00:00.59]Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation,
[00:04.56]we thought we'd try something new.
[00:06.28]So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
[00:15.81]Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
[00:18.59]Marge:I think it is.
[00:24.99]Flanders:Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the  dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.
[00:33.75]Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel.  A dude named God.
[00:39.42]Flanders:Oh.
[00:41.45]Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix,
[00:44.38]I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
[00:46.65]And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
[00:51.00]Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
[00:53.87]And opened up a dresser drawer,
[00:56.55]Lookin' for a bottle,
[00:58.52]But instead I found a book.
[01:01.87]Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible.
[01:02.96]Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
[01:04.41]Lenny:You shut up.
[01:06.81]Rachel Jordan:A book about a man,
[01:09.70]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:11.62]A book about a man,
[01:13.88]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
[01:21.79]Now, if you think He doesn't care,
[01:24.00]Or maybe that He isn't there,
[01:26.62]It's not too late
[01:27.88]To see how wrong you are.
[01:30.90]So when your soul has gone astray,
[01:33.85]Just let God be your Triple-A,
[01:36.21]He'll tow you to salvation
[01:38.12]And He'll overhaul your heart.
[01:41.92]A book about a man,
[01:44.40]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:46.64]A book about a man,
[01:48.79]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.