Singers:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:He's a limber lad...
Men:She's a powerful lass...
All:He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:Stretch Dude!
Men:Clobber Girl!
Women:Stretch Dude!
Men:Clobber Girl!
Women:Stretch Dude!
Announcer:Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"