Patty and Selma:On the island,
Island of sirens,
Our hot sex will leave you perspirin'.
Lenny:Hey, that's kinda catchy.
Carl:It's comin' from that island. Let's steer heedlessly  towards it.
Lenny:Heedlessly it is!
Patty and Selma:The feta is cheesy,
The sirens are easy...
Homer:Boy, if they kiss as good as they lure... Wow!
Patty and Selma:On the island,
We'll sex you up!
Island of sirens.
Homer:Oh, God, they're hideous!
Apu:Woof!
Carl:Uff!
Lenny:Someone gouge my eyes!
Professor Frink:Someone save me from the LAY-DEES!