[00:00.59]Kang:I can't believe we're going to the People's Choice Awards!
[00:04.41]Kodos:And tomorrow, the Daytime Emmys! Oh, look! It's Burt  Reynolds and Michael Jeter!
[00:09.25]Kang:Could an Evening Shade reunion be in the works? There's Shannen Doherty!
[00:14.40]Didn't you have a thing with her?
[00:15.80]Kodos:Don't go there!
[00:17.88]Dan Castalanetta:Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
[00:19.33]Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
[00:20.92]Bart in well, Flanders fails,
[00:22.56]Whacking Snakes, Monorail,
[00:24.18]Mr. Plow, Homer space,
[00:25.74]Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
[00:27.36]Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
[00:28.95]Marge not proud, Homer chubby,
[00:30.62]Homer worries Bart is gay,
[00:32.20]Poochie, U2, NRA,
[00:33.82]Hippies, Vegas and Japan
[00:35.44]Octuplets and Bart's boy band,
[00:37.80]Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
[00:38.59]Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
[00:40.25]Maggie blows Burns away,
[00:41.91]What else do I have to say?!
[00:44.10]They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
[00:47.90]Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
[00:50.00]Marge becomes a robot,
[00:53.17]Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?
[00:56.89]Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
[00:59.71]Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
[01:03.41]Sorry for the clip show.
[01:06.40]Have no fears, we've got stories for years!