[00:00.79]Homer:Christmas in December!
[00:02.42]Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48]Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25]Now, now, now!
[00:08.32]Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98]Homer:Maybe.
[00:11.68]Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90]There's a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75]And his name is love.
[00:17.22]Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46]Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the  chorus.
[00:23.32]Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43]Now beat it!
[00:30.59]Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite  flavor: plain.
[00:39.97]Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—?
[00:45.35]Wait a  minute.
[00:49.34]Everybody in the U.S.A.
[00:52.65]Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45]He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
[00:59.30]Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11]His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20]I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65]Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S!
[01:09.78]Homer:He's the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81]I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49]David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of  Springfield
[01:22.40]and couldn't help but overhear your  delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50]Carl:David Byrne?
[01:26.98]Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33]David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71]Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39]David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12]Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape?  It's already rewound.
[01:41.68]David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and  produce it.
[01:45.53]Homer:Fine.
[01:50.15]Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[01:51.34]Homer:His name is Ned!
[01:52.48]Lenny and Carl:E-R-S,
[01:53.43]Homer:It's a stupid name!
[01:54.84]He's worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60]Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31]David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83]He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63]Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82]His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53]Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[02:11.41]Homer:Don't yell at Ned!
[02:12.68]Lenny and Carl:D-E-R,
[02:13.85]Homer:His wife is dead!
[02:15.40]Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48]David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
[02:23.83]Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86]You don't have to move your feet,
[02:30.72]Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96]Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20]Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers,
[02:39.44]Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30]Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66]Audience:F-L-A!
[02:47.42]Apu:His name is Ned!
[02:48.65]Audience:E-R-S!
[02:49.61]Apu:He is so white bread!
[02:50.98]Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91]Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23]DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"!
[03:02.43]Now, let's  hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned  Flanders!"
[03:06.81]Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89]William Shatner:Everybody...
[03:14.32]In the U.S...
[03:16.10]A...
[03:17.15]Hates...their...
[03:18.70]Stupid...neighbor...
[03:21.20]He's the Flanders...man...
[03:23.48]The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20]Flanders...
[03:28.10]Marge:I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58]Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58]Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without  hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60]David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended  Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18]?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60]?Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43]?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88]Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63]David Byrne:Simoniz?
[04:05.68]Moe:Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10]David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83]Moe:Yeah, no problem.