[00:00.62]Lisa:And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks  French!
[00:05.55]J'accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg!
[00:08.42]Mr. Cusperberg:What is she yakkin' about?
[00:10.60]Lisa:I rest my case.
[00:11.96]Seymour Skinner:Nelson, rebuttal?
[00:13.90]Nelson:Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson!
[00:16.92]Students:YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON!
[00:24.95]Lisa:I'm not that cool,
[00:27.26]I don't wear jeans.
[00:31.13]I've polished an apple or two.
[00:35.37]But every grape that I grubbed,
[00:38.51]I grubbed it for you.
[00:42.24]So call me bookworm,
[00:47.28]But I'll never squirm
[00:49.46]When there's work to be done.
[00:53.15]Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
[00:57.95]While you're all outside having fun.
[01:06.26]Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield,
[01:12.25]Unless you want an effective leader.
[01:17.16]I'll talk to teachers,
[01:19.60]I'll handle Skinner,
[01:22.14]A vote for Lisa
[01:24.65]Makes you the winner!
[01:27.95]Students:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!
[01:48.26]Lisa: What would you change?
[01:51.40]Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points!
[01:53.70]Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!
[01:57.69]Lisa:I may be the new girl
[01:59.96]But you can't brain wash me
[02:02.00]Just OshKosh B'Gosh me
[02:04.10]And then leave me be
[02:06.18]To fight for kid power
[02:08.44]I must be heard not seen!
[02:12.66]I have to lead wisely
[02:14.82]Not just pimp and preen
[02:16.84]Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie!
[02:18.26]Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse!
[02:22.63]Lisa:This cutting up suits me
[02:24.84]There's beauty within me
[02:26.81]So let's Olsen twin me
[02:29.00]Give them someone to love
[02:31.21]This grown up make over
[02:33.35]Has made me a super tween
[02:37.71]For they are my people
[02:39.66]And I am their queen!
[02:59.27]Seymour Skinner:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
[03:02.79]Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
[03:06.65]Soon we will have the perfect school!
[03:10.17]Where fun and excitement never start!
[03:14.28]Groundskeeper Willie:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
[03:17.40]But it helps me get through another day!
[03:21.28]My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
[03:24.97]I've got to go puke in some hay!
[03:29.20]Bart:Lisa is a fool!
[03:30.51]Seymour Skinner:I think the rules are cool!
[03:32.35]Groundskeeper Willie:I'm fallin' in the pool!
[03:40.76]Seymour Skinner:Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky.
[03:43.78]Perfect day to unveil  Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music.
[03:48.14] Care  for a T-shirt?
[03:49.50]Superintendent Chalmers:T-shirt?
[03:50.16]Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that  says "Male Prostitute"?
[03:53.95]Seymour Skinner:Forgive me, sir.
[03:59.40]Lisa:What have I done?
[04:01.26]Bart:What they wanted you to.
[04:04.10]Lisa:Skinner betrayed me!
[04:05.85]Bart:But a tango takes two.
[04:09.56]Superintendent Chalmers:SKINNER!! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the  janitor,
[04:13.26]but I say cut off the head and the body will die.
[04:17.23]Seymour Skinner:You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good  student.
[04:20.11]Superintendent Chalmers:Yes, I think she's a little too good for this school.
[04:24.74]Lisa:If we stand together, we are strong!
[04:27.60]Students:Yaaaaay!
[04:29.40]Seymour Skinner:Lisa Simpson, you've just been transferred to the
[04:31.33]Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome.
[04:34.34]Please climb into the idling bus.
[04:36.96]Lisa:But—but I—
[04:41.21]Students:Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa!
[04:45.30]Lisa:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield,
[04:50.56]You can still reach me through E-mail
[04:55.36]At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash
[05:00.26]At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com.