Lisa:And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks  French!
J'accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg!
Mr. Cusperberg:What is she yakkin' about?
Lisa:I rest my case.
Seymour Skinner:Nelson, rebuttal?
Nelson:Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson!
Students:YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON!
Lisa:I'm not that cool,
I don't wear jeans.
I've polished an apple or two.
But every grape that I grubbed,
I grubbed it for you.
So call me bookworm,
But I'll never squirm
When there's work to be done.
Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
While you're all outside having fun.
Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield,
Unless you want an effective leader.
I'll talk to teachers,
I'll handle Skinner,
A vote for Lisa
Makes you the winner!
Students:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!
Lisa: What would you change?
Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points!
Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!
Lisa:I may be the new girl
But you can't brain wash me
Just OshKosh B'Gosh me
And then leave me be
To fight for kid power
I must be heard not seen!
I have to lead wisely
Not just pimp and preen
Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie!
Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse!
Lisa:This cutting up suits me
There's beauty within me
So let's Olsen twin me
Give them someone to love
This grown up make over
Has made me a super tween
For they are my people
And I am their queen!
Seymour Skinner:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
Groundskeeper Willie:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Bart:Lisa is a fool!
Seymour Skinner:I think the rules are cool!
Groundskeeper Willie:I'm fallin' in the pool!
Seymour Skinner:Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky.
Perfect day to unveil  Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music.
 Care  for a T-shirt?
Superintendent Chalmers:T-shirt?
Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that  says "Male Prostitute"?
Seymour Skinner:Forgive me, sir.
Lisa:What have I done?
Bart:What they wanted you to.
Lisa:Skinner betrayed me!
Bart:But a tango takes two.
Superintendent Chalmers:SKINNER!! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the  janitor,
but I say cut off the head and the body will die.
Seymour Skinner:You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good  student.
Superintendent Chalmers:Yes, I think she's a little too good for this school.
Lisa:If we stand together, we are strong!
Students:Yaaaaay!
Seymour Skinner:Lisa Simpson, you've just been transferred to the
Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome.
Please climb into the idling bus.
Lisa:But—but I—
Students:Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa!
Lisa:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield,
You can still reach me through E-mail
At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash
At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com.