[00:00.57]Marge:Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive.
[00:05.14]Moe:Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness.
[00:12.61]Marge:Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
[00:19.87]Moe:Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts,
[00:24.66]Suzy Qs, or facemacer.
[00:26.12]Marge:I had a feeling you'd say that.
[00:28.20]So I prepared something that might help you change your tune.
[00:34.28]This place is a diamond,
[00:35.51]But it's trapped in the rough.
[00:37.46]Moe:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
[00:38.97]So enough of your guff.
[00:41.60]Marge:Here's my new idea
[00:42.98]To sell both beer and grub:
[00:44.66]We will turn this filthy dive
[00:46.38]Into a proper old-time British pub.
[00:49.68]Moe:A British bar?
[00:52.42]Bart and Lisa:Darts and meat pies,
[00:54.51]And lager in pint glasses.
[00:56.81]What a classy way
[00:58.54]To get drunk off your asses!
[01:01.55]Moe:Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!
[01:06.30]All:In song!
[01:07.51]Moe:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
[01:11.19]So why don't we all--
[01:13.13]Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.