[00:00.66]Marge:You know, we should visit Shelbyville more often.
[00:03.63]They have a store that just sells shoes. I feel like I'm in Paris!
[00:09.10]Lisa:Oh! The famous Shelbyville theater district! Can we see a play?
[00:13.33]Bart:Play? All plays suck, all the time and always will and everyone knows it.
[00:17.71]Homer:Look, we'll compromise. We'll go see a play that Lisa doesn't want to see.
[00:22.49]Lisa:Huh?
[00:23.34]Marge:Let's see...there's Equus starring Sideshow Mel,
[00:26.71]The Three Dollar Bills in Gay Gay Gay. Ooh! Song of Shelbyville!
[00:33.92]Cast:From the schoolhouse where our grandparents learnt
[00:37.21]To the bad zoo where all the animals burnt,
[00:40.67]We're home to Christian, Muslim and Jew
[00:43.84]Although not many of the last two.
[00:48.88]Male Soloist:There's a girl for every guy
[00:51.94]Female Soloist:Birthplace of the button fly.
[00:55.52]Cast:In good ol' Shelbyville!